it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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