I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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