If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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