Got a toothbrush?
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
The Olympian is in my bed
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