:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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