Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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