Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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