Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I came so hard my ears popped.
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