Well apparently he's into motor boating.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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