508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
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