Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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