well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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