I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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