Banned from zoo.
Again?
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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