im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I'm really busy with my period
Randomize