He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Randomize
