then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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