Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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