I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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