he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
3 2 1 whiskey
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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