so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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