soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
high people should be assigned attendants
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Randomize
