i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
In other news, I just burned my penis
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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