He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
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