She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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