Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Pooping to opera.
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