he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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