...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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