the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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