fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
She needs sedatives and a leash
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
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