how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
I'm passing your future prison.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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