i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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