he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
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