apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
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