That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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