"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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