It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
