Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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