Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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