Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Randomize
