your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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