Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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