Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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