yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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