I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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