So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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