Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
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