I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
My vagina just clenched in fear
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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