Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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