that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
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