On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I am naked and annoyed.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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