ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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