I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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