the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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